Process Analysis

We will be working on the process analysis paper (50 Points) during the week of March 26. The list below includes possible topics. Try not to pick a topic that you have already written about in another writing mode. I would like these essays to me no later than June 3rd. This will give me two days to get them graded and calculate whether or not you will be exempt from the exam. The sooner you get them to me...the better. We will be in the library on May 27, 28, & 29.
Mimic "How to Poison the Earth"
1.How to Crash a Car
2.How to fail at a Job Interview
3.How to Burn a Meal
4.How to Not Get Asked Out on a Second Date
5.How to Get a Detention
6.How to Not Get Accepted into College
7.How to Make Enemies
8.How to Ruin Your Life (Drugs)
Mimic "How to be a Good Wife"
1.How to be a Good Babysitter
2.How to be a Good Parent
3.How to be a Good Boyfriend
4.How to be a Good Girlfriend
5.How to be a Good Host
6.How to be a Good Guest
Mimic "Third World Driving Hints and Tips"
1. New York City Driving Hints and Tips
2. Sussex County Driving Hints and Tips
Mimic "How to Open a CD Box"
1.How to Open a Medicine Bottle
2.How to Open and close Tupperware
3.How to Open Plastic Packaging for Cell Phones, Chargers, etc.
4.How to Open Toy Packages

Assignments for the Weeks of May 18 to the end of the school year

We will finish the Photostory presentations at the beginning of the week of May 18. We will then begin reading examples of process analysis essays. You will eventually be asked to write your own process analysis paper. The due date and assignment will be given in class during the week of May 26.